you better jack, cuz you aint gettin jill tonight..
*looks at hand* is that pussy juice?
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
Tongue game so good, Shawwty speakin Russian…….in Japanese.
О, детка! Просто так!😆😎
O, こんちぬえ ませて。(⌒▽⌒)
"The Mase Konchinue."? 😒 way to fuck up the joke with gibberish, Davis
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